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 | myriam [email] said at 12:58 PM 02-18-2006:
he he he he! |
 | ed [email] said at 1:03 PM 02-18-2006:
~it was secreted |
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| ed [email] said at 1:04 PM 02-18-2006:
::sigh::
~it was safely secreted |
 | amanda [email] said at 1:15 PM 02-18-2006:
Wow. That beats my lobster dress, gold dress, and Japanese-themed dress (with suspicious nuclear mushroom cloud glow in background) in terms of garishness. |
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| ed [email] said at 1:36 PM 02-18-2006:
Did you see the D&D-nerd video which spawned the discussion of my possession of this shirt, and Jake's covetousness of it?
Scary. |
 | jake [email] said at 1:55 PM 02-18-2006:
damn that shirt is a thing of beauty. |
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| amanda [email] said at 2:06 PM 02-18-2006:
No, I did not. Post or K-mail me the link. |
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| ed [email] said at 10:45 PM 02-18-2006:
Wow.
Someday, I would like to see a photo of you modeling this dress. |
 | craig [email] said at 2:02 PM 02-18-2006:
That shirt is awesome. |
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| jake [email] said at 2:29 PM 02-18-2006:
YESSSS....
Things I may do with this shirt:
1. Wear it at summer camp.
2. Wear it with short shorts and sandals on weekend days like this when it's time to stagger to the coffee shop.
3. Wear it to the gym and see it billow about in the updraft generated when the air from the overhead fan hits my sweaty chest.
4. Wear it on my bike and go downhill at high speeds so the cotton molds to my belly like spandex.
5. Wear it to Mardi Gras
6. Use it like the clown/boob sweater at parties.
7. Wear it to a job interview.
8. Tie it to a stick and use it as a pirate flag when I'm driving my car.
9. Wear it to the Alternative Press Expo, walk in the door, look around, and yell "what the hell? This isn't Wondercon? Where's the goddam batman?"
10. Wear it on shut-in days when all I'm going to do is play video games, eat ben n jerrys, and rest my arms.
11. I'm not sure how big it really is so here's a couple secondary uses I might make of it:
12. Really cool power tie
13. Vest/cumberbund
14. Kite
15. Boxer shorts. Should the flame spurt be positioned to the front or the back?
16. Bandana. Might need new aviators to go with that.
17. Laundry bag (especially for my dry-cleaning!)
18. Throw pillow
19. Extended pillow sack for pillow fights!!
20. Just cut the seams open, dip in water and twirl, and it's the most vicious rat-tail ever!
21. Further embellish with bejeweller and glow in the dark puffy paint...
22. Get up early when I have a girl over, change into it, set up a motion detecting camera, and snap some photos of the shirt plastered to my ass during a post-coffee/pre-breakfast quickie.
23. Post on eBay as Gandalf's authentic dicksnot catchrag.
YAY! |
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| jake [email] said at 3:43 PM 02-18-2006:
24. Shave all over, take a hot bath, wrap myself up in it while still steaming and pretend to be Danyraes. |
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| ed [email] said at 5:05 PM 02-18-2006:
YES to the power of AWESOME.
I totally think you should do that. |
 | chrisx [email] said at 7:42 PM 02-18-2006:
Dicksnot Catchrag. Now that's a good name for a band, or perhaps a child. Spoils my plans to name my children Horseglue Minibike and Five Saturn X. |
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| ed [email] said at 3:39 PM 02-18-2006:
15. Boxer shorts. Should the flame spurt be positioned to the front or the back?
Oh, the back, for sure.
But seriously, since I first donned that shirt, I've not gotten any.
I bought it while I was till a 4X, back when Barb was still here, as an incentive (yikes!) to get to 2X, post gastric bypass, so I could wear this awesome shirt. (I am since then an XL guy, so the shirt is pretty big on me. I imagine you will be engulfed by it.)
The first time I wore it was after she had passed. No action since then. None in the forseeable future. Fail to heed my warning at your own peril! |
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| jake [email] said at 3:42 PM 02-18-2006:
Ed, one man's curse is another man's ladymagnet. I heed your warning, but I know what I'm doing.
And you, y'know, could be getting laid again any time you decided it was time... |
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| ed [email] said at 5:11 PM 02-18-2006:
And you, y'know, could be getting laid again any time you decided it was time...
I s'pose, in theory, that is true.
But it's very similar to the Theory of Relativity. I haven't lived in Alabama in almost 25 years, so it's only a theory, at this point. And even though I consider myself a Southerner after all these years, boning a relative is more than theoretically disgusting. |
sonnysbrain said at 1:47 AM 02-19-2006:
this is awsomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
 | brandon [email] said at 5:30 AM 02-19-2006:
Ed. Chicks love dragons. They were prepped for it by an enormous amount of YA literature. Go forth and conquer the trim of all nerd-girldom. |
 | meredith [email] said at 2:37 PM 02-19-2006:
Linus has a dragon shirt. Though not as ... not as ... not as _blank_ as this one. I don't know what to put in the blank. Linus's shirt is just not as ... as Ed's. |
 | julie [email] said at 2:43 PM 02-19-2006:
There is a car in the parking lot where I work that's covered with all these nerdy/smug dragon bumper stickers, like, "Beware thee of dragons, for you are crispy, and good with ketchup." It makes me hate whoever drives that car, I don't know why. I think because that reminds me of something this Wiccan girl I disliked in high school would have giggled about.
But, I do sometimes go to the Renaissance Fest, so... I guess I can't really talk. |
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| ed [email] said at 7:37 PM 02-19-2006:
But, I do sometimes go to the Renaissance Fest, so... I guess I can't really talk.
Whoa.
Jake, I may have to reconsider relinquishing this shirt. |
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| brandon [email] said at 7:48 PM 02-19-2006:
Ren fests are fun.
Wiccans bug the shit out of me.
You should buy some unicorn stickers slap them on and see if they notice or care to take them off.
If they seem to like them, then, maybe they're not so irritating. A wicca who like unicorns AND dragons can only suck so hard. |
 | art [email] said at 9:09 PM 02-19-2006:
I have a friend who would fit that bumper sticker. Googletime |
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