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boudet

my calling

I think i found my calling in life. it's to date girls just long enough to have their ex-boyfriends realize that they like them again, then the happy couple gets back together. So far, I have mended 5 relationships this way. Anyone else need assistance?

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[ posted by boudet at 09/27/2005 02:43:36 PM ]
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milky [email] said at 2:52 PM 09-27-2005:
I hated being in that role, man.

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myriam [email] said at 2:55 PM 09-27-2005:
Funny, your calling is similar to Amanda's. I SPY ROMANCE!

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amanda [email] said at 3:28 PM 09-27-2005:
HAHAHA!

Yes.

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amanda [email] said at 3:33 PM 09-27-2005:
(oh, except in my case, they also write me a confessional email/letter/message 6-12 months later about what a terrible mistake they made, how great I am, and how miserable they currently are with the...PERSON THEY HAD PREVIOUSLY LEFT BECAUSE SAID PERSON MADE THEM MISERABLE!!! Duh.)

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boson [email] said at 2:57 PM 09-27-2005:
I've had this streak of "bad" luck where I'd date girls who had horrible crazy insane ex-bf's who treat them like shit. The girls themselves always manage to pass along the shitty treatments to me...

its never ending I tell you.

anyways, the thing is, we will always pick ourselves up keep on keeping on.

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boson [email] said at 3:08 PM 09-27-2005:
I meant to say I think it has ended...

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josh [email] said at 3:22 PM 09-27-2005:
by this, boson means to say he realizes that his g.f. may read killoggs

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myriam [email] said at 3:24 PM 09-27-2005:
ha ha

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shauna [email] said at 3:04 PM 09-27-2005:
can't we all just get along?

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boson [email] said at 3:07 PM 09-27-2005:
everyone is just as screwed in the head...

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shauna [email] said at 6:26 PM 09-27-2005:
can't we just share the love? no labels, no jealousy. invite jealosy in; say, "thank you, jealousy, for making me listen to my needs and claify my goals to my partners." la la la.

yeah, right. don't try this at home, kids. just give up now, way in advance.

aim low. aim so low you won't even notice if you fail.

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zack [email] said at 7:12 PM 09-27-2005:
i'm going to study at your feet, shauna. I mean sifu.

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shauna [email] said at 8:39 PM 09-27-2005:
please, for the love of god, no one EVER listen to anything i say. 'k?

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zack [email] said at 9:07 PM 09-27-2005:
heh, so should I listen to this comment, or not?

Bizzarro me no unnerstand

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shauna [email] said at 11:19 AM 09-28-2005:
ah, you have achieved the zen of me. which mean tuning out until i do something interesting. or right, for once. then you may study.

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abby [email] said at 3:26 PM 09-27-2005:
boudet i would love for you to show me a whirlwind romance of self discovery. like all varieties of self-discovery, especially the ones where we have sex and stuff and you show me what pleasure is!

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boudet [email] said at 3:44 PM 09-27-2005:
..then in a month or so you head back to the ex-boyfriend.

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H. Pommefrittes said at 4:24 PM 09-27-2005:
You should charge for your services... or you could set up a 501(C3) non-profit service called "Rebound and Reparations.org" or something. That way you could make your dates tax deductible.

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boudet [email] said at 4:29 PM 09-27-2005:
brilliant

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ed [email] said at 7:58 PM 09-27-2005:
Make it a faith-based organization, and you will get special dispensation from the gubmint!

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abby [email] said at 11:37 PM 09-27-2005:
but i dont wanna!!

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Michael said at 3:38 PM 09-27-2005:
I've had a string of girlfriends marry the next guy they dated after me - not sure if I should take that personally or just think of it as dodging bullets...

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josh [email] said at 3:40 PM 09-27-2005:
I think maybe it's just we're at the age where people get married?

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Michael said at 3:54 PM 09-27-2005:
Yes, but its much more narcistically pleasing to assume that everything is done as a response to me.

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josh [email] said at 4:05 PM 09-27-2005:
ahahaha, good point

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Thoth said at 3:46 PM 09-27-2005:
You should be wary of playing with broken dolls... especially recently broken ones.

No woman (except for Mom and Wife) is ever worth fighting for, in any sense.

When screwed up people can't cope, they tend to revert to the familiar because they *know* that comfort.

Mistakes will be repeated until learned from.

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kara [email] said at 4:07 PM 09-27-2005:
I mean, you're kind of right, but what a loser.
"Broken Dolls"
Shut up, we don't need your 7th grade poetry here.

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Thoth said at 4:13 PM 09-27-2005:
I did regret using that as soon as I clicked "say it".

As you can see, I am in no way a poet.

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Mr Tom Davies said at 4:21 PM 09-27-2005:
You are, however, The Thoth.

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meredith [email] said at 4:33 PM 09-27-2005:
Dude! I thought of you as soon as I saw someone using that name! I thought you and I were the only ones who knew of Thoth!

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kiche [email] said at 4:54 PM 09-27-2005:
no, plenty of people know a few things about ancient egypt.

and many more have read h. p. lovecraft.

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josh [email] said at 5:10 PM 09-27-2005:
yeah man it's not like some rare info, dudez.

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Mr Tom Davies said at 5:21 PM 09-27-2005:
We mean this Thoth.

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meredith [email] said at 5:23 PM 09-27-2005:
Yes. Exactly. The more ... uh... dancey ... Thoth.

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NathanK said at 5:26 PM 09-27-2005:
He's really good at dancing and playing tunes, maybe not as good at making websites.

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josh [email] said at 4:10 PM 09-27-2005:
OH DAMN, WHAT'S UP, SESUR?!

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Thoth said at 7:34 PM 09-27-2005:
As always, a master of deduction you are, Mr. Sisk.

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ed [email] said at 8:00 PM 09-27-2005:
Welcome to 1995. IP address, meet Sesur. Sesur, IP address.

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Thoth said at 8:10 PM 09-27-2005:
I was being sarcastic, and I know of IPs. Without IPs, the headless would be truly anonymous. Plus, it's the unofficial Sesur warning system.

Nice assumption, though.

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ed [email] said at 8:17 PM 09-27-2005:
Yeah, you're the massah of sarcasm.

It's a well-known fact on FIDOnet.

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Thoth said at 8:59 PM 09-27-2005:
FIDOnet wasn't founded until I was 2 years old. That should illustrate how much I don't know of this.

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kara [email] said at 9:49 PM 09-27-2005:
ed you need to not always point out the IP thing, not that everyone doesnt know about it already but i mean come on

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abby [email] said at 11:38 PM 09-27-2005:
hahaah! you are a BAMA!

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carla [email] said at 4:05 PM 09-27-2005:
Dude, you need to go see The Baxter!

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carla [email] said at 4:10 PM 09-27-2005:
The Baxter

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angie [email] said at 10:40 PM 09-27-2005:
true that

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brandonA [email] said at 4:53 PM 09-27-2005:
I've only been the boyfriend in this kind of situation, 2 times.

If my girlfriend and I should break up, I might need to call you in...

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zack [email] said at 5:29 PM 09-27-2005:
damn dude, sorry about this.

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josh [email] said at 11:40 PM 09-27-2005:
also, yeah, sorry about this!

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kaycee [email] said at 2:00 AM 09-28-2005:
would you please date my ex-boyfriend so he willr ealize how wonderful i am? i can pay you.

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kaycee [email] said at 2:00 AM 09-28-2005:
seriously though, that really sucks.

women ain;t nuthin but tricks and shit.

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bradley said at 11:12 AM 09-28-2005:
damn. he just said he has wimins problems. he didn't say that he's gay.

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jake [email] said at 3:04 AM 09-28-2005:
If this is your lot in life, try going for the virgins. You'll still be the guy that made her go back to her 'ex... But you'll never be invited to the wedding...

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shauna [email] said at 11:20 AM 09-28-2005:
boudet's head is hot, by the way. he looks sly.

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abby [email] said at 3:24 PM 09-28-2005:
seriously!

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boudet [email] said at 5:36 PM 09-28-2005:
sly like a fox.

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