ed [email] said at 2:05 PM 09-25-2003: Alas, my Weeeeee! shirt is far too big for me now. If I haven't already, I'm'na give it to Goodwill. Surely there must be another 400-lb man (or woman) who would make good use of it!
brandonictine rule said at 3:16 PM 09-25-2003: That's fucking awesome, Ed. I'm glad for you.
I'm at home sick today. Carnie Wilson was on T.V. talking about her gastric-bypass on some show that comes on after Jerry Springer. Thing is, I think I'd do Carnie now. That's not to say that I wouldn't have pounded her Marble Slab before, just moreso. I'm an equal opportunity slut.
She spoke about this weird assimilation period after she lost about 150 pounds (halving her size) during which she did not recognize herself and felt extremely scared, like she had no identity. Of course, being Brian Wilson's daughter probably wasn't a huge help during the transistion.
ed [email] said at 4:29 PM 09-25-2003: TMI alert...
I'm at that awkward Babar the Elephant stage, where I have far more skin than I have mass to fill it. It's really kinda gross. It's fairly normal, once people approach their taget weight, to have plastic surgery to remove the excess skin. What with my benefits flux going on (and the ever-so-lovely "pre-existing condition" clauses most insurance companies have any more), I'll be damned lucky if I ever get rid of these... flaps.
Okay, I just gave myself the jibblies. My apologies, but I did give warning of its yuckiness.
But thank y'all for the kind words and encouragement!
Oh, and for the record, all things being equal (meaning I'm single and she's interested), I'd have hit Carnie before and after her bypass. I always thought she was, by far, the hottest of the Wilson Phillips ladies.
brianbibbly [email] said at 4:36 PM 09-25-2003: It's cool. Just as long as you don't look like Al Roker. That motherfucker looks like some kind of shriveled alien-raisin monster.
Randy [ url ] said at 4:50 PM 09-25-2003: I can't even imagine what it must've been like to be Brian Wilson's kid. I mean, you'd outgrow your sandbox before he did.
cricket [email] said at 3:46 PM 09-25-2003: what the hell are you talking about? where did that come from? i saw a guy yeasterday with an eye heart sex t-shirt. i want one of those.
