from an e-mail I got from a co-worker today:

"just went to 'Bill' to ask him a quick question, which somehow degraded into his telling me how 'Ted' has a grudge against him and always messes up his computer, because 'Bill' once told him 'you can't possibly be what you say you are, because there is no such thing as a Gay Jew, because Jews kill gays...it's part of their beliefs'"