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In the kitchen, beside the breakfast table, spat

ula in hand, is where you belong. You ought to know your place. Otherwise, someone, not necessarily me, might drag you beneath a bush or sling you over a tree. You don't want to make me cry, do you? Dead women in the kitchen keep their opinions to themselves because they have no other choice, darling. Don' you want to have a choice?

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[ posted by brandon at 05/10/2002 04:32:25 PM ]
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Lyle Dean said at 4:38 PM 05-10-2002:
ho lee shit. wow. i don't know what to say, you're in big trouble, i guess?
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Emmaliegh said at 4:54 PM 05-10-2002:
I dont know why, but I find this oddly humorous.
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brandon [email] said at 4:58 PM 05-10-2002:
Look, after she accepted the ring. It's me or the grave. I won't necessarily put her there, but her chances of surviving drastically increase the closer she stays to home and under my watchful, diligent supervision.
brandon [email] said at 5:08 PM 05-10-2002:
Suddenly, I'm kind of sad. For an ISO member with a feminist background, I feel like I'm betraying myself. But, woman and their errant ways just make me angry enough to shout: "stay home, things would be so much easier then: if you would only stay home!"
xmeredithx said at 9:05 PM 05-10-2002:
holy shit, dude.

my tits are way better than what you've represented there. i'm calling my lawyer.

brian!!!
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    Ed [ url ]
    said at 11:29 PM 05-10-2002:
    Much like the Jennifer Anniston case, I believe the court will need to make that determination for itself. Time for some photographic evidence!
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