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Leaden Promises

I am not religious. But I enjoy ritualistic behavior. Like once a year, I try to go throw a vegetable into the Mississippi. At least once every Easter, I wear socks on my ears. And at Christmas, I ritualistically gain 10 pounds.

This year, I've decided to give something up for Lent, just for the hell of it. And that sacrifice is:

The f-word.

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[ posted by brandon at 02/07/2008 02:39:51 PM ]
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art [email] said at 2:42 PM 02-07-2008:
I'm going to limit my pron to Killoggs

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kiche [email] said at 2:45 PM 02-07-2008:
this lent i've decide to give up being nice to christians.

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art [email] said at 3:02 PM 02-07-2008:
You're not supposed to give up something that you aren't doing

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art [email] said at 3:03 PM 02-07-2008:
^already

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brandon [email] said at 2:46 PM 02-07-2008:
Oh yeah, I meant to add more to this post.

So what, if anything, are you giving up for Lent?

So far we've got the f-word and pron unrelated to killoggs.

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kiche [email] said at 2:56 PM 02-07-2008:
don't forget being nice to christians!

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brianbibbly [email] said at 2:46 PM 02-07-2008:
I gave up Lent for Lent decades ago. I've had no problem keeping that sacrifice.

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brandon [email] said at 3:01 PM 02-07-2008:
This is my first Lent give-up since childhood. Inspired by a Unitarian. Forged in the mills of Mordor. Marketed for Lenovo by Lauter and Dinkelson, marketers to the marketing world.

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woody [email] said at 4:52 PM 02-07-2008:
Haha, last night I told my kids I am giving up giving things up for Lent. They thought that was weird.

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myriam [email] said at 7:38 PM 02-07-2008:
So the rest of the year you keep it?

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brandon [email] said at 3:15 PM 02-07-2008:
1) The f-word
2) being nice to Christians
3) Lent itself
4) pron unrelated to Killoggs (I'm not clear from the language if this is expansive and includes links posted here, or if we should narrowly define this to pron only on Killoggs and only featuring members of Killoggs.)

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shelly [email] said at 4:45 PM 02-07-2008:
Why is lent always giving up something instead of promising to-do something, like new year resolutions?

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brandon [email] said at 5:10 PM 02-07-2008:
Jesus doesn't want you to do nice things for people, that's heresy!

Jesus wants you to go without things to remind you how much you need him.

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amanda [email] said at 12:05 AM 02-08-2008:
Jesus sounds like a manipulative, controlling douchenozzle. Just to spite him and show him I don't need him, I think I might make out with another deity.

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brandon [email] said at 1:23 AM 02-08-2008:
Might I suggest the Egyptian goddess Nut When Jesus finally comes, it'll be only after you've licked Nut.

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milky [email] said at 7:45 PM 02-07-2008:
I'ma stop saying "the f-word." "The f-word," saying it, just sounds ridiculous.

I'ma still say FUCK. Just not in church anymore.

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julie [email] said at 11:01 PM 02-07-2008:
Get busy practicing: Fudge! Frick! Fiddlesticks! Phuket, Thailand!

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amanda [email] said at 12:05 AM 02-08-2008:
Frack!

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rick [email] said at 9:37 AM 02-08-2008:
-frig

-fiddle-dee-dee

-fark

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brandon [email] said at 10:17 AM 02-09-2008:
Google. I'm giving up Google for Lent. Google and swears... and masturbating with my left hand.

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brandon [email] said at 12:18 AM 03-24-2008:
Well, this pretty much did not happen at all.

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kiche [email] said at 10:35 AM 03-24-2008:
not so!

i kept my promise and wasn't nice to a single christian.

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