If anyone is down for the Mardi Gras, and for some reason you're staying in Baton Rouge, feel free to hit me up. I possessed of an extremely uncomfortable sleeper-couch and two pushy cats. And I'm going to be in and out most of the week.

Speaking of in-and-out.

We're offering a Mardi Gras special this week for those choosing to stay with us: free vagina adjustment and diagnostic boob assessment - please take advantage of our offer to take advantage. As an added service, our staff will even get you drunk before the groping begins - though not drunk enough to protest consent. Our trained staff has the extensive experience to precise dosing such that the entire incident (or incidents if you are game) will be a hazy memory of sweetly rebuked guiltless regret. Not like those other times at the Hotel 8. At Chez-Brandon, our first priority is getting Brandon laid. But our close second priority is your dignity.

K-mail me if you need a place to dive.