josh [email] said at 4:36 PM 12-20-2007: true but this one is awesome!
5 years ago every image was ruined by the "something $5, something else $100, something embarassing, priceless" thing. though i guess that was not as prevalent as lolcats
kara [email] said at 4:52 PM 12-20-2007: I've seen the "priceless" things but it lolcat illiterate captions are about 100x more common.
most people think they're funny. i just don't. especially outside of animal photos. never funny.
brandon [email] said at 3:06 PM 01-22-2008: lolcats = "lol + pictures of cats." I've read that it really started as a 4chan nenomena, but I think it really started with innocent captioning that was coopted by hackers and cultural provocateurs. Whatever the case may be, it certainly has been a wild ride! hasn't it! Oh yes! BEAST-FUCKING.
brad [email] said at 2:42 PM 12-27-2007: wow, there's no curve in her hips whatsoever. never noticed before, not that i've studied many pictures of her
brandon [email] said at 4:47 PM 12-20-2007: I think she and Blake need to jump bail and roll themselves into an impromptu tour of the U.S. that's part The Legend of Billie Jean, part Heart Break Hotel, and part Badlands - Amy would be Kit though.
I have a serious crush on this woman and her story. When Britney imploded last year, I wanted to give her a hug. Winehouse, I want to fund her habits.
chrisx [email] said at 4:13 PM 12-21-2007: She should be shot. Along with the Kardashians, the Spears clan, and all those associated with them. Worthless and talentless garbage.
brandon [email] said at 4:54 PM 12-21-2007: I was unaware of the existence of the Kardashians before this post. I thought you were referring to Star Trek. I agree with you on the method of their disposal. Britney for me is a reverse minstrel farce, I kind of like the kid.
amanda [email] said at 5:09 PM 12-21-2007: When I first saw the Kardashians' television show, I had assumed it had something to do with Star Trek as well. I was wrong. So terribly, horribly wrong...
brandon [email] said at 10:32 PM 12-25-2007: I wonder if Kardashian T.V. is as awful as Cardassian literature? I suspect that the differences would not matter in any case as all are punished in the end: readers, viewers, and characters.
brandon [email] said at 12:48 PM 01-22-2008: She's pretty much become my Jesus Christ. Did you see how much blow, ecstacy, and crack she consumes in that video? It's like she's taking the sins of the whole world upon herself, in powder and crystal form. And is she complaining? Fuck no. Not like that pussy Christ, Jesus - blah blah, why have you forsaken me - no. She's like "Where's my fuggin' cat, you slags? Gimme a hit. Gimme two."
Goddamn, I'd cut off my leg for a woman like her. Then I'd make her let me fuck her with the stub
brandon [email] said at 8:56 PM 01-22-2008: I'd go with Crackhouse. It's amazing, she tosses back two nostrils full, like nothing. And then she hits the crackpipe like it's a Virginia Slim. Bitch is hardcore - yet delicious.
brandon [email] said at 12:42 AM 01-23-2008: OK, the fact that I've been doing this all day, when I should have been writing annotations just caught up with me. Adieu.
The News of the World is reporting that Amy Winehouse has 'sensationally admitted' that her marriage to Blaaaake Fielder-Civil is o-v-e-r!!
Wino has apparently 'accepted' the fact that the currently rehabbing Blaaake is head over heels for a Swedish model named Sophie. She's the ho who was blowing kisses and mouthing 'I love you' to Amy's soon-to-be ex during one of his court appearances.
The Grammy winner's inner circle understands that though Amy's accepted Sophie's place in Blaaake's heart, they better not mention the Sophie bizzitch's name in her presence.
Also, a 'friend' said the music chick revealed that sex was the glue that kept her relationship to Civil in tact.
Jail took away the only bond between them and the marriage fizzled!
Cracky's exact words were supposedly, "It's over. There's no way back for us now. It was never going to last. We were only together for SEX."
Apparently, Blaaaaake and Wino used to have crazy sex sessions.
The tabloid's source said, "And the pair of them were into some real kinky stuff, not just the usual bondage and sex games but really gross stuff you couldn't mention in a newspaper."
Ewwww!!!!
Like what????????????
The friend also went on to say that Wino realizes that Blaaaake 'sponged off her'.