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Conic Sections Give Me Erections

ugghhhh

Volume equals:

One third!

Oh sweet baby Jesus

Times...times....

shit yeah, baby, punish my prostate

times Pi

Just forget about the blood we'll sew it up later.

times radius

put your whole wrist in

SQUARED

times

Oh, fuck, the vinegar strokes, prepare to have your hamhole basted.

TIMES HEIGHT

Do you find formulas sexy? What formulas do you find sexy.


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brandon [email] said at 4:44 PM 08-20-2007:
I'd cosine for the time
At the Motel 8 to fuck
a Rhombus

I duodecahedron every Friday in the
Afternon
brandon [email] said at 5:13 PM 08-20-2007:
Surely, you are moved by the more profound symmetries of mathematic's hottest formulas? Surely, as your mind wrapped itself around cylindrical volumes, your hand has wrapped around wang?

I've drawn a Tricerotops, I've taken canoe trips, I saw a spider as big as my hand. But 4 over 3, Pi, R cubed is a lewd not to be found in no woman's draws.
brandon [email] said at 7:32 PM 08-21-2007:
Nobody has an equation that gets you all hot and bothered?

Something that plants frisson in the wet, fecund soil of your soul?

Or maybe just a recipe?
    rick [email] said at 7:42 PM 08-21-2007:
    I read a book not too long ago, The Black Swan: The Impact of the Highly Improbable, which discusses somewhat, the fallacy of applying mathematics to certain aspects of the human experience.

    So, Brandon, when you can write an equation that describes the feeling of the first sip of beer when one is setting on a sidewalk cafe or on a balcony as the sun is setting, then I select that one as my favorite equation.

    Not to be a pretentious mathematophobe or anything.

      brandon [email] said at 9:36 PM 08-21-2007:
      No, no, I'm not talking about some kind of quantification of human experience. I'm talking about an equation, formula, algorithm that when you encounter or deploy it creates the feeling of the first sip of beer when one is sitting on a sidewalk cafe or on a balcony as the sun is setting, without pants and with a massive erection that one continuous plunges into a wedding-cake flavored snow-cone topped with condensed milk.
    art [email] said at 8:34 PM 08-21-2007:
    The Method of Frobenius always made me moist
katie [email] said at 10:29 PM 08-21-2007:
I always got real hot for Grecian Formula 44. That Reagan look makes me have to get new underpanties.


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