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Now we are in trouble with God

From yesterday's local rag - A letter to the Editor froma local reader:

We goofed again!

We never should have hanged President Saddam Hussein. Now we are in trouble with God. We broke the First Commandment. It's time to start reading the Bible and Mrs. Eddy's addition to the Bible, "Science and Health with Key to the Scriptures."

We are not thinking in logic. If you read both testaments of the Bible along with Mrs. Eddy's book, you'll see. The children of God are the Jewish people. They have been to hell and back. Israel is a very important place in the Mideast. Lebanon also is very important. In fact, the whole of Mideastern countries are important. We must say to ourselves "I will not kill today" ("Star Trek").

First: We must fear God. Second: We must choose the correct action. Third: We must believe that God is omnipotent, omniscience, omnipresence. That God is everywhere. That God is all-in-all. That God knows your thoughts even before you think them. That God does not punish sinners. He is not the author of trouble. He wants each person to choose the right path of his/her life here on Earth. Love thy neighbor as thyself. Please turn to your Bible and begin to understand the Mideast.

I'm a schizophrenic and diabetic. I'm also partly deaf, have bad knees and a lazy left eye. And I'm trying to heal myself -- through logic! Use your logical thinking and please sponsor a child.


It's NEVER good to quote Star Trek when you are trying to make a point...


[ posted by art at 01/20/2007 11:09:47 AM ]
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josh [email] said at 11:47 AM 01-20-2007:
I love how many things are wrong with this. I hope the editors wrote back and pointed out we didn't kill Hussein.
rick [email] said at 5:56 PM 01-20-2007:
I almost wonder if the editors published this letter just to give their readers something to roll their eyes at.
chrisx [email] said at 6:08 PM 01-20-2007:
ummmm....
Where do I start?
abby [email] said at 6:29 PM 01-20-2007:
this retarded nerd has a good heart.
kiche [email] said at 6:56 PM 01-20-2007:
so mrs. eddy's book is sort of like the book of mormon?
    art [email] said at 2:54 PM 01-21-2007:
    Mary Baker Eddy founded the Church of Christ, Science. i.e. Christian Scientists
ed [email] said at 10:51 PM 01-20-2007:
Wow.

Look up incoherent in the dictionary and you'll see this person's picture.

The schizophrenia defense is in play. Almost as good as the Chewbacca defense.
luster [email] said at 1:49 PM 01-21-2007:
its ALWAYS good to quote star trek!


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