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i eat asbestos and it makes me feel good. it used to coat the outside of my house underneath a layer of vinyl siding that was falling off. now it is gone. in it's place is new siding made out of concrete and some kind of fancy fibers (but no asbestos). some company wanted me to pay $8000 to have them take the asbestos off. i showed them. i have a few pieces left over which i will not mail to anyone because there are apparently some strict rules regarding this stuff. when i got really full and kind of sick from eating so much of it, i tried to burn the rest in my back yard, but guess what! asbestos doesn't burn. it does however taste better after being fire roasted.


[ posted by anotherben at 09/03/2007 10:34:15 PM ]
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josh [email] said at 10:15 AM 09-04-2007:
did you really try to burn asbestos?
anthony [email] said at 11:50 AM 09-04-2007:
You should put some in a styrofoam cup and microwave it...just to see, ya know?
art [email] said at 11:58 AM 09-04-2007:
How did you get rid of all the asbestos?

It makes a great filling for stuffed animals. Or teething rings
anotherben [email] said at 12:09 AM 09-06-2007:
yes, i did try to burn it, but first i mixed it with pancake batter.

art, can't you read?


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