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Hey. This is Ben again. I have a better offer for you if the couch is still available...

I would like to try to turn your couch into a GIANT HOT DOG COUCH!

If you can deliver it to me, I will try my best to turn it into a giant hot dog and then send you pictures of it. It might look something like this when I am done:



Please consider this offer, as I feel your couch might make an excellent hot dog couch.

Thank you,

- ben


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[ posted by Bendependent at 10/09/2007 06:39:59 PM ]
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abi [email] said at 9:39 AM 10-10-2007:
ben, you can do this to our ikea loveseat if you want. it languishes unloved in our garage. it is white canvas and it would be pretty easy to make a simple slipcover!
art [email] said at 11:20 AM 10-10-2007:
Where's the kraut?
dave [email] said at 5:26 PM 10-11-2007:
somehow sitting on a weiner doesn't sound like something I want to do.


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