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josh

what are the most cliche hipster tattoos?

Blake and I are DJing at the Ottobar Sunday, in drag, for some reason.

I want to dress up as a hipster/myspace person/whatever. What tattoos should I get drawn on?

1. a black bird with wings out stretched
2. a nautical star
3. some asian stuff
4. ??

Add your own.

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[ posted by josh at 07/20/2006 03:46:20 PM ]
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josh [email] said at 3:48 PM 07-20-2006:
4. those two little swallows
5. a anatomiclaly correct heart over your real heart
6. ???

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zack [email] said at 3:51 PM 07-20-2006:
ah yeah i was going to say the swallows below the clavicle.

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kara [email] said at 3:53 PM 07-20-2006:
a cupcake

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jeremy [email] said at 4:10 PM 07-20-2006:
damn you

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kara [email] said at 4:15 PM 07-20-2006:
aha!

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zack [email] said at 3:56 PM 07-20-2006:
The ninja turtles breakdancing on top of the sears tower.

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marcia [email] said at 3:58 PM 07-20-2006:
stars and spiderwebs...

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boson [email] said at 4:04 PM 07-20-2006:
um fucking edge X's?!

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josh [email] said at 4:12 PM 07-20-2006:
xXx

... with a whiskey bottle underneath...

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patrick vogel said at 4:04 PM 07-20-2006:
dc stars and bars

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kara [email] said at 4:06 PM 07-20-2006:
are you going to get ben to draw on you?

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josh [email] said at 4:12 PM 07-20-2006:
i hope so

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dave. said at 4:12 PM 07-20-2006:
koi fish w/finger waves

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abby at school said at 4:13 PM 07-20-2006:
i don't know if food tattoos are cliched enough yet. you should stick to theb asics - when you say asian, you mean like crappy waves and fish and tentacles, right? cherry blossoms, something like that?

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boson [email] said at 4:16 PM 07-20-2006:
I can write "hamburger" in chinese on you if you want

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josh [email] said at 4:20 PM 07-20-2006:
awesome, yes!

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kara [email] said at 4:24 PM 07-20-2006:
the natti bo guy for sure

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anthony [email] said at 4:43 PM 07-20-2006:
get that young black prositute drawn on your forearm

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brianbibbly [email] said at 4:46 PM 07-20-2006:
I dunno. Everybody on killoggs just strip down and look at your own tattoos and there you have it.

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myriam [email] said at 4:48 PM 07-20-2006:
cartoons, like stick figures and little black and white things with big eyes

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kate [email] said at 4:57 PM 07-20-2006:
bingo!

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brianbibbly [email] said at 5:00 PM 07-20-2006:
Blogger with a Digital Camera! Joooooooooooooosh!

I do drink the shit out of Miller High Life. But we've been swilling that shit here in the South way before it became "hip" to drink. It is in my Redneck Swag Beer Genes.

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josh [email] said at 5:03 PM 07-20-2006:
that list is a bit out of date though, thats from like 3 years ago.

some things are eternal, though.

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kate [email] said at 5:19 PM 07-20-2006:
i know, but i am so tempted to bring it into a bar for some lagniappe fun

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josh [email] said at 5:04 PM 07-20-2006:
also one thing that always struck me as odd is the height ones... i mean, so somehow those people's genes decided to control their height in order to be tall/short?

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josh [email] said at 5:17 PM 07-20-2006:
katrina hipster tattoos

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brianbibbly [email] said at 5:20 PM 07-20-2006:
There are a lot of hurricane/fleur-de-lis hipster Katrina tattoos going around lately. I met that chick with the doppler hurricane tattooed on her side a couple weeks ago at Rasputin's in downtown Baton Rouge. Cute girl, dumb as a brick.

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joe [email] said at 6:14 PM 07-20-2006:
siqqkk triybaal

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boudet [email] said at 7:55 PM 07-20-2006:
casa garcia logo??

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boudet [email] said at 7:57 PM 07-20-2006:
I mean casa sanchez

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brandon [email] said at 8:05 PM 07-20-2006:
I was going to add barcodes but that's more nu metal than indie.

Poems in cursive.

Kitschy thematic graphics that involve more than one person: lockets and keys, soupcan string phones,

fractured hearts over your own heart with "broken" in some foreign language.

Ironic old-school tattoos.

Polynesian motifs.

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katie [email] said at 8:13 PM 07-20-2006:
fractured hearts over your own heart with "broken" in some foreign language.

that's the emo'est thing i've ever heard.

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brandon [email] said at 8:38 PM 07-20-2006:
Yeah, well I thought it was beautiful at the time.

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brandon [email] said at 8:50 PM 07-20-2006:
The coolest tattoo I've ever seen was a set of sleeves where a girl had traced out the veins and arteries on her arm. I think I've mentioned it here. I was visually obsessed with the poor girl for quite a while.

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pokey [email] said at 5:41 PM 07-29-2006:
Heh, I was just talking to my husband, last night, about getting my veins tattooed on with blue ink. I think it will look interesting when I am old and my skin has shifted.

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brandon [email] said at 7:27 PM 07-29-2006:
It's not a bad idea. I'd do it. But I'm loathe to do more visible work other than my wrist. It was a factor last year in my not getting a job. And that pissed me off something awful.

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abby [email] said at 12:17 AM 07-30-2006:
wear a watch?

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brandon [email] said at 12:26 AM 07-30-2006:
It's on my right wrist. Watches don't cover it. And wearing a watch on that arm draws more attention to it. Most people notice it right off.

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evan [email] said at 2:16 AM 07-21-2006:
i had a friend who had tattoos all over that looked like threading and stitches so she looked like a big rag doll. looked pretty cool.

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blake [email] said at 10:50 AM 07-21-2006:
Blake and I are DJing at the Ottobar Sunday, in drag, for some reason

it's because it's an all female dj "collective"

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kara [email] said at 10:53 AM 07-21-2006:
gays

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