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tonight's comic...

What should I make fun of tonight?

[ posted by Bendependent at 06/20/2006 07:49:17 PM ]
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evan [email] said at 8:08 PM 06-20-2006:
haircuts
kiche [email] said at 8:09 PM 06-20-2006:
you should write an ode to where you are from.
kate [email] said at 8:12 PM 06-20-2006:
angelina jolie and her refugees
kate [email] said at 8:14 PM 06-20-2006:
a play on going to the drive-in, since it's summer time, but it's a date. you always do dates really well
kate [email] said at 8:16 PM 06-20-2006:
tomorrow is the first day of summer...

longest day of the year...
jake [email] said at 10:51 PM 06-20-2006:
You should make fun of how you miss summer camp! I'm sure you've got a quick 9 panels of stupid kid memories...
brianbibbly [email] said at 1:28 AM 06-21-2006:
Ghost of Al-Zarqawi.
john [email] said at 2:27 AM 06-21-2006:
A few things that are really annoying the crap out of me lately:

1. Spelling bees. Why in the hell is the media hyping this shit up so much?Movies about spelling bees, coffee shops reserving seats for the local spelling bee champion, commercials using spelling bees, the local news reporting local spelling bee results, etc. I'm sick of it.

2. The Puerto Ricans riding up and down my street all day with huge Puerto Rico flags flying from the back of their cars, blasting music, holding Puerto Rico flags out the window, just driving around the block all day long by my house repeatedly with that same latin drum beat rattling my windows.

3. People that place their damned water sprinklers right by the sidewalk so that it sprays the sidewalk, making people have to walk around it and through the wet grass so that the stream doesn't hit them.
    abby [email] said at 2:52 AM 06-21-2006:
    spelling bees are cool. they're encouraging as a motherfucker.

    don't be bummed that you can't sit where you feel like because people are more dedicated to the beauty of language than you. we as a people should give a shit about spelling things correctly without paper and pen, and reward the triumphant.
    abby [email] said at 2:53 AM 06-21-2006:
    also, on a hot ass day, who doesnt want to walk right into those sprinklers? are you crazy? maybe it is hotter here.

    i'm not trying to bust your chops, honest!
      kara [email] said at 10:09 AM 06-21-2006:
      seriously, plus spelling bees were the big thing like 5 years ago.
      I wish we had sprinklers in the city.
    kiche [email] said at 9:26 AM 06-21-2006:
    puerto ricans will put a puerto rican flag on anything - except a flag pole.
john [email] said at 2:33 AM 06-21-2006:
Oh, and how could I forget! All of these stupid ass World Cup soccer fans that just came out of nowhere all of a sudden filling up every freaking bar and restaurant wearing their stupid world cup shit acting like hooligans, when in reality, they don't really give a shit about soccer.
abby [email] said at 2:54 AM 06-21-2006:
dont make fun of anything! write a genuine comic that warms the heart.
Bendependent [email] said at 8:37 AM 06-21-2006:
sweet! thanks for the advice. keep it coming! i like all of the above.

i started to write a camp comic, but it wasn't as funny as I wanted it to be so I put it on the back burner for now.

will eventually make fun of haircuts also. and spelling bees, and refugees, and dead terrorists...

all good stuff...

for now tho, i ended up going with abby's suggestion and wrote a genuine comic that warms the heart...
    art [email] said at 9:22 AM 06-21-2006:
    nice!
    jake [email] said at 9:42 AM 06-21-2006:
    It's just like you described it, only better.
    reggie [email] said at 10:16 AM 06-21-2006:
    That's okay. Pretty funny, but perhaps if you want to make fun of something how about the World Cup?

    You could poke fun at how this is the one sport that everyone in the world goes crazy for except America.

    OR you could make fun of how in DC going to bars to watch World Cup is the trendy/culturally "in" thing to do yet we don't sell out the stadium for the baseball team we just HAD to have so badly.

    But World Cup only comes once every few years, you can do that "genuine comic that warms the heart" anytime bruh.
      milky [email] said at 10:37 AM 06-21-2006:
      I agree...

      World Cup. It brings out the neatest ethnic stereotypes to bring us all together!
    NathanK said at 11:32 PM 06-21-2006:
    your cpr bottom panel is what you should put on t-shirts
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reggie [email] said at 11:34 AM 06-21-2006:
Or maybe you can do a comic where spelling bees become the trendy/culturally "in" thing to do. Call it the Word Cup. And have people going to bars and going crazy for this big worldwide spelling bee.
    art [email] said at 11:37 AM 06-21-2006:
    Yeah! and have riots and blood too (in a warm and loving way)
      reggie [email] said at 8:39 AM 06-22-2006:
      Ha! And have one kid get shot for misspelling a word in the final round too.

      In fact, nevermind. Maybe this should be a short film or sketch.


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