my mom's birthday is in 4 days. killoggs' birthday is in 2 days. my mom gets ripped off cos her birthday is pretty much on mother's day every year. people who have babies should really consider all of this beforehand.

so all the mice are sleeping and i'm still stirring as per usual. i got a new license the other day. it's a maryland license and it felt weird as soon as i looked at it cos i suddenly realized that i live in maryland. i hate it when that happens. it's just not
something i would have believed if you were to tell me this when i was 7 years old on the playground at recess smashing bees because they had cameras embedded inside of them so they could record everything i did for my parents to watch later that night in their nightly review session of my childhood on their secret big screen television that was hidden behind their wall.

maryland.

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