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Precious & semi-precious, hand crafted, one-of-a-kind, post modern, earth consciously ironic, sarcastically hip, edgy, and irreverent owls, birds, squids, hearts, robots, giraffes, pirates, deer, octopuses, & monsters.
All done in the third person.
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We ALSO offer a wide range of snarky, inaccessible, overly clever, too-cool-for-school, hipsterishly unique, never been done before, "so beyond the realm of existence of the mere common man", artisan art / arty art art art art art & art "objects", with which, when combined together paint a truly fascinating portrait of the fragile nucleus of the human condition for all those capable of "getting it" / the chosen few, natively superior, intellectually emotional, "old souls" who derive joy in looking beyond the surface layers in order to discover and henceforth celebrate the true, intendedly breathtaking, brilliant, yet funny and depressing meaning behind this utterly important artist's life's work.
(much of which is available at no additional charge to the consumer)
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uhhh...
Tuesday, June 20, 2006, 10:25 am [EST]
From: Elijah Gatewood
Subject: Cartoon of June 16th, 2006
Message: Mr. Claassen:
This matter involves a cartton that you put out on June 16th, 2006 in the Washington City
Paper.
The issue deals with a bottom cartoon responding to the murder of al Zarqawi, where it makes
the statement:
Yesssss! What's up now, al-Zarqawi? What's up now?. . .
Iam a nine year Army veteran and special military advisor to the Iraqi rebels. I would get into the concern about that drawing, but when you are dealing with idiots like you, it would waist my time. Instead, I posted an article on the Beirut Independent Media Center newswire advising people in
that Middle Eastern country what must be done as to the crises in Iraq: "U.S. Military Must
Be Forced Out".
This story can be accessed at www.beirut.indymedia.org. The newswire is located on the left hand side and the report is the eleventh one down.
As always, especially before this writing, Iraqi rebels are making significant progress. U.S. military has confirmed two missing soldiers from yesterday, June 19th, 2006, are dead.
---Elijah Gatewood,
[ posted by Bendependent at 06/21/2006 05:40:59 PM ] [ link ] [ 16 responses ]
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bacon bits for eyes and an olive for a mouth
there are a lot of holes in my ceiling tiles. holes and divets. there are little wads of hair in the corner from the last time my hair was cut in this room. a fingernail. there's a box on the shelf marked "little people", but there aren't any little people in it any more. a donkey in a chair, and a matador with a chipped cape. gumby, pokey, peewee, and an upset blockhead. an elephant mug with a trunk for a handle. a stoplight, some metal lunchboxes and an indian without a drum. a smoking bartender who has given up smoking. a pirate hat and a cowboy hat and some bunny ears hanging on the wall. marionettes and a drawing of a fish on the door. xray gogs, wooly willy, and a big box of crayons with a built in sharpener. he-man puzzles, bunny feet, a guitar with a pinup girlie on it. a dark room sign, a shelf full of gumball capsules, and a train set with tracks that are out of service. a bottle opener from the cap center, and a light table from the thrift store. a goblet full of dried ink. garbage pail kids and drawings by luster kaboom. a car mirror that wouldn't fit, and a screenprinted sunglasses display sign. a flask full of vodka and a pile of bottle rockets. a shelf full of old video game systems, and another full of old cameras. comic books, regular books, and a huge bin full of sketches drawn on napkins and tiny scraps of paper. a fisher price movie player, record player, pixelvision, and ferris wheel that never get used much anymore. a table with bowling pins for legs and a framed embroidered clown head weqring a big yellow bowtie. a painting of pink legs across from another of a huge sock not far from an orange hand puppet of a king. a pink bear suit in the closet, and a red blanket that once used to be special. a button machine and a complete set of peewee's playhouse episodes. a 1966 copy of the game acquire, and a vintage copy of yahtzee. a boglin, some pez dispensers, a boxing nun, a mister T doll, and some simpsons toys. jabba the hut nailed down to a coin bank holding a toe separator full of this little pig buttons. a santa mug hanging out with a pirate mug with rag dolls sitting in them next to a small boxcar from a model train. a bar light with a pile of tiny pink pigs underneath it, and a little white horse sitting next to the word "banal" from a refridgerator set full of magnetized words that was found on my bathroom floor next to a cigarette butt and a large wad of dust and a nickel. a little yellow aardvark, a space gun, and a talking peanut dispenser that doesn't talk any more. a whole lot of records, sketchbooks, out of date electronic devices, clothes, guitar amps, and a TV. a scooter in the other room, and a trampoline in the yard. a whole lot of paint, comic racks full of comics, piles of art supplies and frames surrounding a screenprinting table. a stack of paintings. a drafting table with a secret drawer built into it with the words "where the magic happens" written on a scrap of paper pinned to a board supporting a whole lot of pens, gluesticks, and a T-rex toy with very tiny arms. a binder full of wacky packages and a huge pile of magazines. a cutout of a pirate and a jaggermeister doo rag from Ozzfest. crown royal bags full of clay shaping tools, rubber stamps, and a soldering set. a spaceship toothbrush, a very old framed drawing of my great grandfather, and a bed tent with a treehouse printed on it. an awesome pillow case with a big yellow guy with a very strange looking head standing next to a white bird that is standing in front of a rainbow that only has 4 colors in it. a poster full of ninjas facing a blanket with winnie the pooh holding a wad of semen printed on it. "vicious little monkeys" written on a wall next a guitar chord chart underneath a piece of newspaper that was used as a dropcloth with a lot of different colors of paint dried to it. a bin of old photos and super8 films. a super8 projector, a 16mm projector, a xerox machine, a slide projector, a tripod, an old video camera that records time lapse, and a copy stand. a pair of pink converse.
yes.
when i grow up, these are the things i would like to own.
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